Honest poverty and a conscience torpid through virtuous inaction

I LOVE Mark Twain.  Just came across this from 'A Cat Tale' :

I have no desire for riches. Honest poverty and a conscience torpid through virtuous inaction are more to me than corner lots and praise.

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