Kim Jong’s not Ill … he’s dead

Dear Leader dead -

The few elite party members with a TV in North Korea learned yesterday that their ‘Dear Leader’ was dead.  A sobbing newsreader in black robes, her voice quivering with grief, read:

“Our comrade, Kim Jong Il, the General Secretary of the Korean Workers Party, the Chairman of the National Defense Commission and the commander of the Korean People’s Army has died.”
“We make this announcement with great sorrow.”

The outpouring of grief from Kim’s loyal subjects was palpable (and worth watching).

But let us not mock.  Instead let us rejoice in his achievements, which include shooting a 38-under par round, with 11 holes in one, all in the same year he first picked up a golf club. 

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