Dirty dog owners latest dirty trick

Dog owners' disgusting habits never cease to amaze me, but their latest trick – hanging plastic bags of their pet's excrement in the trees of Selsdon Woods sets a new low.

When my wife and I went walking through the woods on Sunday we spotted the bags swinging in the trees and went to investigate … can you imagine our horror?

They do say money doesn’t grow on trees, but in Selsdon Woods it appears that dog sh*t does.

What are we to do about these disgusting people?

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