Great Gatsby beauty grows three feet!

















Great Gatsby beauty grows three feet!
Oh, don’t you hate those Photoshopped images? Great Gatsby Star Carey Mulligan is beautiful and talented and, I learn, 5ft 6 inches tall, but she’s been stretcheeeeed to about 8ft by lazy Daily Telegraph designers to fit the 14 inches deep by 5 inches wide space on page 1.

Daily Telegraph, 16 May 2013

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